Akshay, do we really need you here!!!

"Doodh mangoge, kheer denge. Kashmir mangoge, Tees mar khan dikha denge" is what the recent FB status update of one of my friends read like."Tees mar gae Tees Maar Khan dekh ke" was another.

So comes this blog as a deliberate attempt to lambaste the image of the so called actor and

superstar, Akshay kumar and there would be no attempt in whatsoever measures in using any soft words for him, for he has cast a gloom over the sanity of the people who dared to watch his

recent release "Tees Maar Khan" in entirety.

There have been reports of cinema hall owners shutting the exit gates during the movie lest

someone escapes and then offering free refreshments to injured people during the interval. In

fact the interval has been voted as the best scene in the entire movie and people pleaded to

let the interval continue a little longer.The share markets are said to have reacted sharply

after the initial reviews started pouring in and are said to have touched the year low levels . In fact the Home minister, Mr. P. chidambaram had to step in quickly and reassure people that it's just a bad phase and that it shall soon pass.

TMK, being touted as the worst movie in ages and which has won accolades for challenging the

supremacy of "ramu ki aag" in the biggest loosers genre, was really nothing short of an

apocalyptic disaster. Sheila on one hand couldn't add any jawani either to her own or akshay's

age, rather it's hastening a quick dusk to the already doomed,akshay's career.Akshay however

has undoubtedly established himself as the screaming actor of the industry.He would scream &

shout, whatever be the case. In fact you have to be quite astute in determining if he is

screaming in happiness or agony.

Akshay,you moron, would you answer just one question for us,"when was the last time you gave us one good movie ". Why the hell do you have to waste our money on such crap.We do already have enough of KRKs and Tushar Kapoors in the industry. why can't you just go back to what you are best at : pleasing people's palate. One more thing, please do take away Farah Khan also if you have finally decided to let our souls rest in peace.

So akshay, do we really need u here!!

It's rhetorical anyways.