How to get famous on Facebook

(Tips to get more likes and comments on facebook)

1.Start with your profile.Keep changing your relationship status once in a while even though you have been fucking single all your life.

2.Add such obscure names to your favourite music and movies list which your friends would never have heard of. It makes them feel that you have quite a taste and knowledge of these things.

3.Copy someone else's FB status or better,someone's tweet and post it as your own status without showing any courtesy of quoting the source. Who cares when you ultimately have 32 likes and 23 comments, 11 of which are your own thankyou's.

4.When you don't get something worthwhile to post as your status, post something like 'What do u like in me?'.It's better to give options like '1 for friendly, 2 for lovely, 3 for funny, 4 for....and so on'. You would definitely get comments from some really creative people who would expect you to reciprocate the same gesture in future when they themselves post such statuses.

5.Make sure to change your birthday whenever you feel like getting over 500 wishes on your wall, 300 of whom wouldn't be sure if you are a guy or a girl, if it wasn't for your manly sounding name.

6.Keep using words like LOLzzz, Roxxx, Awesommeeeeee and new english entrants such as mah instead of my and f9 instead of fine to make yourself stand out as the coolest of the crowd and make your friends realise that they need to be following your wall to keep up with the latest lingos and trends.

7.If you ever happen to visit some nice destination (nothing compares with a foreign one even if it is nepal) make sure to get yourself clicked and post it in your profile.Don't forget to tag all your 942 friends in it.They will that way be forced to comment on it out of courtesy.



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